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Criminal Spike by CSImadmax Criminal Spike by CSImadmax
the elder scrolls always makes me angry, those imperial guards always knows when I'm doing something bad, what the hell!?
you can't steal, trespass properties, burn villages or be nude in public, what is wrong with this game? is like a grand heft auto but with horses!

...also someone knows of a pony mod for oblivion?
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YukiNitta Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pay fine
Go to jail
>Resist arrest
dbzgirl9 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2016  Student Artist
XD i love the guards
LilllyEevee Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2016
Use your one pick break out of the dungeon destroy everything that is usually how it works but then again I barely even go to jail in those games as I am an evil jester with a knife and guards apparently can't fight that
ClassicBlaze Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Stop right there!
MLPegasis4898 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
buniiguts Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
ToastingCinnamon Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... wow xD

It isnt like that for me. I can walk around nude and people are like you might want to put something one seriously anything. and the gauirds are the same. I can trespass, if I'm sneaky. I have it on PS3 so it might be different depending on what you use. I think there is a computer game one too.
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Those Imperial guards are the best police force in the universe! XD
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
But the Assassin Brotherhood is better. Requescat In Pace, Rogue Guards (Imperial Guards)
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
To you yeah, but the imperial guards are so good, they can appear anywhere, at any time. :3
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Imperial Guard: Stop right there!

Ezio: What is it you want?

Imperial Guard: You are under arrest.

Ezio: I highly doubt it. *signals an Assassin Recruit and kills Imperial Guard*

Recruit: Safety in Peace, Mentor.

Ezio: To you as well.

Imperial Guards: There they are!

Ezio: Time to disappear, you should do the same.

Recruit: Of course, Mentor.
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
What? Ezio couldn't kill them himself? He had to get someone else to do it?

I thought he was a master assassin. xD
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Even a Master Assassin knows when its time to disappear. The Guards might post wanted posters, but he would tear them down. But if he has to assassinate a target, guarded by guards and if it becomes too much, he calls on some of his assassin recruits for Arrow Storm.

He built this Brotherhood to last, and a mentor can't take all of the glory. You don't believe me, play Brotherhood and Revelations.
PokeyFluffytail Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
I choose not to, cause I find those games incredibly boring.

Also, I have a feeling you like that game a little too much.
Spartan545 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Whats this....Spike is evolving!!! Spike is consumed by an orb of magical energy and reappears as a dragon the size of a Stallion with wings and Zig-Zag horns and a green spaded tail. Congratulations, Spike the Dragon has evolved into Equestria's Purple Dragon.

Guard: You are still coming with me, Criminal...*gets punched by a Dragonfly*

Sparx: Sheesh, buddy, don't you ever stop saying that? This is a Democracy, not an Empire.

Spike: Nice timing, Sparx.

Sparx: Lets get you outta here.

Spike: But first we have to fight through a horde of pissed off Rogue Guards. *the name I picked for the Imperial Guards*

Sparx: I managed to buy an Assassin Robe and a Hidden Blade at Carosuel Boutique. Rarity herself never wanted to send you to jail.

Spike: *dons robe and wears the Hidden Blade* Nothing is True, *Wears hood* Everything is permitted.
Falconwick Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student General Artist
My gosh, that is awesome.
Spartan545 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student General Artist
I just hate the Imperial Guards so much and I love Assassin's Creed so much.
Falconwick Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Only AC I've played is Brotherhood. I'm over powered, so the weaker guards run away from me when I kill one of them.
Spartan545 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Rogue Guard: Jailbreak! Jailbreak! *gets killed by a throwing knife*

Spike: Never had a doubt.

Rogue Guards: Stop right there...*gets killed by Spike's hidden blades*

(Spike gets surrounded)

Rogue Guard Commander: You think you could get away from us that easily.....Criminal Scum?

Spike: *makes an Eagle Sound and all guards were killed by an Arrow Storm, except for the Commander* You were saying?

Rogue Guard Commander: I have my reinforcements. *Reinforcements arrive*

Spike: Ahem. *Mane-6 Assassins surround him*

All Assassins: Gentlecolts?

Spike: Incoming! *Assassins charge*

Rogue Guard Commander: Charge! *Rogue Guards charge*
Falconwick Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student General Artist
xD That is hilarious, and awesome.
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Rogue Guard Commander: Kill the Assassins!! *runs*

Twilight: The Commander's getting away! Assassinate him before he reaches Princess Luna.

Spike: *runs off to catch him just when the Commander was about to strike Princess Luna, but Spike killed him* Your schemes have ended.

Rogue Guard Commander: This is not how this would end. We were to replace the Royal Guard.

Spike: For what? You treat ponies like they are scum all their life, you order your soldiers to attack or arrest innocents, you try to sack towns and attempt to murder Princess Luna.

Rogue Guard Commander: Don't think that I don't know of you...Prince Spike. I wanted to murder Luna to get to our ultimate goal..

Spike: Mom?

Rogue Guard Commander: We planned to murder Luna and Celestia, so we could place the true heir on the throne.

Spike: Who is your master?

Rogue Guard Commander: You already know him as the stallion that broke your mate's heart. *dies*

Spike: Your words might seem dark and shallow, but on the inside you were just a pony talking to yourself. Reqiuescat In Pace.
Bluestar3445 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol more Elder scrolls references please.
MIB245 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
do you get to the cloudsdale very often? oh, waht am i saying- of course you don't. LOL!
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Spike: One more thing you should know.

Guard: Don't talk!

Spike: Oh I will talk..about the UCAV EDI!!

Guard: HIM AGAIN!! *Wall bursts open*

UCAV EDI: Spike the Dragon, you've called me?

Spike: Open for Spike. *Eddy opens door and spike climbs on* Close for Spike. *closes*

Guard: Jailbreak, Jailbreak!!! *gets shot by EDI's bullets*

Spike: That shut him up, perminately.

UCAV EDI: Mess with my friends and you mess with me.

UCAV EDI, the true order comes from this AI.
Spartan545 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Paarthurnax's vacation would go horribly wrong if those Imperial Assholes call him a criminal scum...but lucky for Paarthurnax, he has a friend...a protector. In his tounge, he is Dovahkiin...DRAGONBORN!!
Marcusmaster556 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I think Spike will have this kind of prison experience: [link]
WootMannen Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Elder Scroll guards are omniscient, I tell you.

Which is why I one day snapped and just wailed on them all until I had a bounty of 1.000.000 gold or something.

I liked this. And Spike totally isn't creepy AT ALL.
ShadowofaDemon88 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea Spike probably not your best idea
Lowes48 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
.....and the romance is over.
Raynaldo Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
There is a Pinkie Pie Horse mod [link] I never got it to work, but I was playing on minimum graphics, she was there but invisible for me :/
Athelind Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
TITANOSAUR Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Should have payed the fine, Spike.
039520 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
why are you so awesome?
zaku1986 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Spike face in the last panel is hilarious.
Alfamaxis Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
MrFulp Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
AlexStarkiller Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012
According to Achievement Hunter, there's a lot of Ponyness going on with the mods in Skyrim!
8loodyrain Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Theplayer2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Spike should've paid the fine.
Ndog64 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
Oh no Grammar Nazi Taking over FUUUUUUUUUUUU

U said a imperial guard instead of an imperial guard!


Huh, I don't remember anything....
YoungAngelStocking Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You* taking*
pandacriss Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
werewolfdragon15135 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
Not of the top of my head but, I'd bet some bronys have you covered. Speaking of skyrim do you know wat month it is in the real world?
loopiepieguy Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist
you shouldn't have said that man,you could but under her beb now if you didnt
FairGwenevre Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
WELLLL... there's a pinkie pie armor here in skyrim

WarriorsRulee Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Student General Artist
nice job! fun-ny!
PEGASISTERoftheARTS Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MegaSuperAwesome1214 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Talk about a smooth criminal...
Vorxon503 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
Guard: STOP right there criminal scum, no one breaks the law on my watch.
Now pay your fines, or it's off to jail.
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