Daring Do: "..."
Twilight: "As princess of Equestria I hereby make it legal for me to stalk anypony I wish, at any time, for any reason."
Daring Do: *facehoof*
Twilight: "Dictatorship ftw!"
(Sorry, anyone got a better pun of Richard Castle?)
then what does excuse creepy stalker behavior? I've tried lots of excuses... like
"oh hey I just noticed you left your window open... again."
"I'm not following you, I promise, but if you could slow down a little on the freeway that'd help... thanks."
"you know I just so happened to notice one of your facebook friends was friends with one of my facebook friends and you only lived like 3 miles away..."
"don't worry, you're safe, I can make sure your never alone" 0.0
"hey its me again, I know this is like the 34rth message but I just wanted to say I'm sorry, and I won't follow you around anymore, and incidentally if you hear anything moving in ceiling... don't worry about it."