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Lick me, I'm a vampire. by CSImadmax Lick me, I'm a vampire. by CSImadmax
so yeah,  2014 already. happy new year!
 I hope everybody had a good celebration and stuff (because I didn't, jeeeez!)
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foxylover142 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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coolcowart04 Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
the actual hell is a more-government
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:iconasklegolucy:
Asklegolucy Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
This is ridiculous =.=
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:iconsonicmila:
SonicMila Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
look guys i found a naive 6 year old
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:iconnaymecraft:
Naymecraft Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Quit reposting this comment. It's ridiculous
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:iconwheeljackson:
WheelJackson Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015   General Artist
Celestia's love of bananas is actually canon now, thanks to one of the FiM comics. XD
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:iconsweetiepaul:
SweetiePaul Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Filmographer
What's she going to do? Poor Twilight!
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:iconfaithbrier:
faithbrier Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
that face on the bat.....so fricken cute
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Selinnshade Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Student General Artist
the bat is on! <(^"3"^)> <3 <3     
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jerrmy12 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
Celestia can taste magic? Well, feel the rainbow, taste the rainbow.
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DalekPrimeMinister Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
Falling down the Stairs 
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corperalking Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Free Bill Cipher Icon #2 
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shardstar3 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
bill cipher intensifies 
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ImGlowing Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't know what something is? 

Lick it.
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MadOvid Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
...POISON! I kne- *thud!*
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tyruvelp Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
(from starship troopers) 

MEDIC!

(insert TF2 reference next)
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Alfamaxis Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
*:iconpootisplz:inserted
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:iconcorperalking:
corperalking Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
:iconpainiscupcakeplz:
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:iconalfamaxis:
Alfamaxis Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
:iconrobotnikpingasplz:
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TrueBlood666 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Good Day,
You are about to become a vampire been a vampire will make you stronger, think faster, world famous, and you will never experience suffering anymore in life, when you are a vampire, you can never be oppressed by anyone and above all you will live very long on earth and be protected all through your life. So what ever you are you required to do do it diligently and in time you shall see the benefits soon. You are are required to fill out the below required form, immediately you do that you will be approved and proceed to the next level.

Contact Me At: vampirechronicles@outlook.com
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LightningdashNLR Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
That bat is adorible <3
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lawilmer Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh-no!!!!!!!!!not celestia's precious bananas!!!!!!!!!!1
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Toonwatcher Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
I wonder where this whole thing about Celestia being obsessed with bananas came from.
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Candycanetiger Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dunno.
I hope it wasn't the Princess Molestia thing
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Celestia's gonna start tripping...
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MARZillao Featured By Owner Edited Jun 23, 2014   Traditional Artist
Perfect & hilarious comic! Good thing the bats destroyed the bananas!!

Me: I hate bananas.

:iconprincesscelestiaplz: Shame on you!
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PonyFan2014 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Otenko: Pervert Vampire..

Me: Ya! good one senpai!

Otenko: *sighs*

Me: wuts rong senpai?

Otenko: Nothin!

Me: okie dokie lokie! Senpai!
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streetsweep237 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
you think this is that bad? you should see what Fluttershy's mice are doing when she is away.
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PonyFan2014 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Otenko: Stare Sweat Emote 

Me: :3
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Worm0992 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
Omg that is hilarious!
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:iconstormcutie:
StormCutie Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Student Writer
Not the bananas!!
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Omarsonic9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
twilight was later demoted to earth pony.
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Voltarity Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The precious...... it'ssssssssssssssss gone!
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crazyone59 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*celestia picks up phone* yes is this batman, your fucking bats left the cave again and ate MY banana's!
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oron61 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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hyperloony Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
celestia likes bananas
wink wink nuge nuge whisle whisle
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TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
And that's the story of how Princess Celestia licked the King of the Bats.


....he actually was just some random bat instead of some terrifying bat monster.  The bat prime minister really hold all of the power.

Also, when I say Celestia licked him, I mean that she didn't beat him up, she just litterally...OH GEEZ OH GEEZ OH GEEZ EVERYBODY RUN!  ITS THE BAT PRIME MINISTER!

Giant, horrible bat monster that was totally one of the Castlevania Dracula's "Second forms":  SKKRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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locuas Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
but because that was the traditional wedding proposal of the bat kingdom, they got married and equestria and the Bat Kingdom formed an alliance that crushed all their enemies.
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TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
The bats ate all of their crops and Celestia dropped the sun on them.

Teamwork!
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sapiking Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
nopony messes with Celestia's bananas! XD
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Sai-C-Stripetail Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
I see Celestia licks..mmmmm....bats that like...mmmmm....bananas.
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LonelyLittleDemon Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
"NOT MY BANANA TREES!  There's no other fruit funnier than bananas to troll ponies with!" 
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StormAlchemist15 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
.....................wat?
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Sonic-chaos Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait Celestia is a Time Lord?
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ShadowSilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Now that's a first.
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Dell-AD-productions Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hilarious!
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:iconwait0wat:
Wait0wat Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Wait so she just randomly licks things to see if they're magic? A'ight. XD
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tan575 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Princess Celestia can manipulate her hair just like Maneiac.
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