Oh my God! Pinki-Pie's a racist and/or homophobe! Shame, Pinkie-Pie! SHAME!...Though the graffiti is hilarious (especially "Celestia Hates Mutants").
"Cyclops Was Right."...That one little detail cracked me up! I don't know much about Scott's antics these days, but that sounds about par for the course from what I've heard. I guess there's a reason he and Magneto are on the same team now...I still like his new suit though.
Very funny comic. Short, sweet and incredibly petty on both Cyclops' and Pinkie's accounts.
I like spider-man actually, I mean crawling on walls and ceilings, A sense that alerts one to any immediate danger to oneself or anyone nearby, and proportionate strength to that of a spider. If I had to choose which super-hero's powers I wanted, I'd pick spider-man... although... if I could choose from villains... Venom!
I think he kind of still is, though he works alone too. Or maybe not, after that "Superior Spider Man" crap.
Basically, all the comics need a reboot. And not the reboots that they tried, but basically "end all current comics and start all over, like if you were a new company". Fans may cry fowl, bit comics as a whole would be a lot better for it in the long run.
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but do you mean "What is a 'slash fic'?" or "Why are you calling the DCNU a slash fic?"
Well, a slash fic is basically when someone writes a fan-fiction pairing up two characters that have nothing to do with each other in canon, often ignoring, cherry-picking, or outright changing continuity and/or characterization to suit their needs. The result is often a disjointed mess, which is basically what DC has been doing on a large scale lately.