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awfully long title by CSImadmax awfully long title by CSImadmax
you'll never find me...
also I blatantly copypasted the book in the last panel. whatcha' gonna do about it? call the internet police? I doubt it!
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MrChicoCha Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It seems Velvet is desperate for grandchildren... Season 6 everyone... season 6...
SammyW28 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
And look what's happening NOW...

(this aughta get her to shut up some)
SherlockBoy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Student Photographer
These are hilarious! Thanks EqD for bringing me here.
FieryShadowJMV Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015
ha. I Think Twilight Velvet wants grandchildren. and fast. Doesn't she know there's still 11-or-so months to add?
saber360 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015
My God, this comic... THIS comic right here... XD
kallenin Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2015
Amazing how suddenly old comics become relevant again...
Lytschi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist
yeah right? same with the carrot AJ comic ... 
wardude69 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015
he is pretty white
Alpha-Lion2064 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
(Insert hood joke here)
koolkame Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015
I swear to God, if the book existed my own mother would have sent it to me. With the Blu-Ray Discs. The Internet police won't hear a word out of me. (Fight the power!)
va-wanderer Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015
After Season 5, we can officially say Shining got some good advice from this book.
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015
Anything to say now that Skyla is now on her way? 
SyddyGurl Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TV Tropes brought me here under the The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows episode entry.
AsFoxger Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WOW, WHAT THE- WHAT?? Laughing my ass off! 
AuraDrak Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
... Mothers.  Enough said.
Su-76M Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
PREDICTED, YOU BLOODY WITCH! YOU KNEW IT!!1 Damn... I don't want to see Twilight get married in the future.
Kinswaous Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015
Well, at least she'll be pleased with Shining Armor now...
Sneshneeorfa Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm dying XD
RainbowDashie41 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
Cadence still not got any foals 
Benthehyena Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
But now... :D
RainbowDashie41 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
HedgehogCupcake01 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Poor Twilight and Shining Freddy Laughing Chat Icon XD 
TrotterReviews Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I love how it says "white unicorns",lol.
SparkTheDog Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
Oddly-specific book title is oddly-specific
MaitreVoleur Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aliens :iconsaysplz: Parents...
WheelJackson Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015   General Artist
Sad. XD
euphgeek Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
:icontwilightsparkleplz::iconsays3plz:Mom, technically I have the ability to send ponies to the moon.:iconsays3eplz:
Twilight's Mom (sorry, no plz account exists for this): You know, dear, that's exactly the sort of attitude that's probably scaring off the stallions.
Sneshneeorfa Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD good one
euphgeek Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
Thanks.  She was already acting like a Jewish mother, so I just took it to the next logical step in that conversation. :D
Sneshneeorfa Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Damn y u so funny
euphgeek Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015
I just gotta be me! :XD:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"The book comes with 2 blu-ray discs"
I lost it. XDDDD
EmeraldHeart3 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
horsegirl1231 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
o hawd
TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
Gee, she only got her first boyfriend in high school, MOM.  Give her some time...
Sephirath21000 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*8 Years Ago*
:iconprincebluebloodplz: *Sitting on a Bench* "...Ugh! I can't believe this. Where the hell is he?" *Notices Shining Armor walking out of a building and up to him* "Okay what the hell took so long dude? I could have made a BAGFULL of shards, waiting around for you to finish your stupid graduation ceremony and-"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "OH DON'T EVEN START, FLASH! You're not the one that had to kneel for five hours!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: *Dumbfounded* "...You had to kneel for five hours? I thought it was only a 15-minute ceremony."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Normally, yes. But the priest is a really senile dude. First he goes through about an hour quotes of ancient texts. Then he fell asleep until one of the young, hot priestesses came in and woke him up. Then he started over... TWICE! THEN he-"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "OKAY-OKAY! I get the idea... Paladins do it slowly..."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Yeah but-HEY! That was uncalled for!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "...So tell me. You official now, or did you fail it-"
:iconshiningarmorplz::iconprincebluebloodplz: "Like the last three times."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Uh-huh, well get bent. ANYWAY! You my friend are looking at Shining Armor: the sexiest new Knight in the Canterlot Guards!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "...Y'know, I never really thought of Guards as sexy." *Sees Bon-Bon run past them as he turns to look at her* "WHOA, Hello."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "HEY! Can we please get back to the important thing right now: namely how great I am."
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Yeah uh. Well it's about damn time dude! Well I guess congrats. So, how did you manage to make it through this time: you fell asleep the last three times right?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Uhh... I don't know if I should tell you."
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Oh come on dude. I'm not onna tell anyone; how'd you do it?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "...Well ...You remember that potions shop in the Not-so-nice-part of the Mage District?"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: *Realization* "Ohh! The Wicked Witches Horse Novelty Store! I mean sure I... walked... past it... afewtimes... ...What about it?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Well I kinda bought a stallion stamina potion there."
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "A-ah Wait! You mean to tell me... you bought a stallion stamina potion... Just to get through your ceremony?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "...Dude, I didn't have much of a choice. It was either take the potion, or fail. And I am NOT going to spend another 4 months in training!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: *Shudders* "Wow... so, now what 'Mr. Erectile Dysfunction'?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Well, I've been waiting for this for years: I'm going into the Pious Patron Bar."
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Oh not again. Dude, just GIVE IT UP ALREADY! The other Guards won't let us in, and the women Hate. Our. Guts."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "And how is that different, from every other bar that we go to? Anyway this time it will be different. I swear dude. Look, I'm official now; they can't throw me out!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "You know, part of me is telling me that this is a really, really bad idea. ...But another part of me would really enjoy seeing you handed your flank again. So what the hell?"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Oh BUCK YOU!"
Not-Quite-Lilac Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Oh! Oh! Chronicle of the Annoying Quest!
Thank you so much for reminding me of it!
E-guardias Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this reminds me of my father and how he is constely telling me to find a girlfriend, and the less i care.
euphgeek Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
Tell him you'd rather find a boyfriend.  Regardless of whether it's true or not.
E-guardias Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no, but you see, i'm not gay. i just hate my dad, and i simply avoid romancing women because that's exactly what he wants, so i rather be miserable just to spite my dad.
euphgeek Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
I didn't say you were, just that you should tell him you are.  Especially if you want to spite him (if he's not OK with homosexuality).
E-guardias Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're a funny guy. look, i'm not gonna go fruity just to spite my father, even i have my limits. also i should let you know, i could never be gay, i am a true man's man.
euphgeek Featured By Owner May 20, 2015
Never said you had to, just tell him you would.  Then tell him you were just kidding because you wanted to see his reaction.

You could say something like, "I'm a man's man, that's why I'm looking for a man!" :XD:
E-guardias Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you sir have an excellent taste in humor. i think it's time to come out of the closet.

*slides door
*gets up
*closes door

my closet is very comfy, but there's not much room.
euphgeek Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
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Quinntus79 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
There is a simple way out of this situation, Twilight. Tell your mother you are going to become a priest or a nun.
chrismlego Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Artist
when you going to make a other comic soon?
Domigon Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
read her most recent journal
Twighlight23 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
omg  XD
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
PERHAPS Twi can help his old bro to cure his impotence making him remember their old times together when he took all those pictures of her as a filly (that's why he is impotent now...remember that comic back when he destroyed all his porn? Now he don't have nothing to fap around and get aroused) and at the same time...WHO KNOWS? Twi is not a filly anymore...being a single mother this days is not bad viewed anymore by the society xD "Two birds killed with one stone" ;P

"you'll never find me...
also I blatantly copypasted the book in the last panel. whatcha' gonna do about it? call the internet police? I doubt it!"

Hahaha, i love you for that n.n (your avatar too)
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