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derpet by CSImadmax derpet by CSImadmax
I remember when I was like 7 years old I had a good dog best friend called piraña who was ugly as the most darkest of nightmares, but he was amazing and cool and could do some crazy acrobatic stuff. one day he just disappeared and I never saw him again (I wonder what happened to him...)
now I have a cat, he's not as awesome as a dog but it's ok and he keeps the rats (mouses?) away.

~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~
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:iconsnapcentino:
SnapCentino Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What a cool pet!
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:iconmlpegasis4898:
MLPegasis4898 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aw!!! But that puppy on the first panel looks absolutely cuuute!!! :aww: :aww: :aww:
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:icontemus:
temus Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
seriously, how is that animal inside the box? i think that i can resist because... i see too many things
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Sai-C-Stripetail Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
Middle panel is genius. Perfect description of ugliness too gruesome to bear.
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:icontrist2468:
Trist2468 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
DAMMIT BLACK MAGE
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:iconrainygirl3100:
Rainygirl3100 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He has portals for eyes. I know. ima nerd.
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:iconbenderdruid:
Benderdruid Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
i bet he ate THE cake
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:iconrainygirl3100:
Rainygirl3100 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
but the cake was a lie.
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:iconmissserbianjelena:
MissSerbianJelena Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
RIP Pinata
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:iconandyslife:
AndysLife Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
Once in her life, Fluttershy found something ugly. 
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:iconproud-otaku-yay:
proud-otaku-yay Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
R.I.P. Piñata
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:iconscarecrow113:
Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So what is it?
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:iconperceptorsfembot:
PerceptorsFembot Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
A very ugly dog. Read artists comments pls.
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:iconscarecrow113:
Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, right, should've done that
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:iconlilmerkem1889:
LilMerkEm1889 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Or. Or. It could be the antichrist, which would explain the divine punishment part... Just a suggestion.
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Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That works too
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:iconnouthriss:
Nouthriss Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
I absolutely love this one.
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:iconskunkplush:
Skunkplush Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
Well I guess the thing in Compo's matchbox grew up X3
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:iconsissurrealatourium:
SisSurrealatourium Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
what does the dog under the box really look like???/
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:iconsuperbigmac:
SuperBigMac Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
Well, when Discord and a Pomeranian labradoodle-rottweiler love each other very much...
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:iconsissurrealatourium:
SisSurrealatourium Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
mother of god :iconmotherofgod:
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:iconsuperbigmac:
SuperBigMac Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
Technically, Discord is "Father of Cthulu," but I'll let it slide.
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:iconsissurrealatourium:
SisSurrealatourium Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
i thought Cthulu was the "father"
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:iconsuperbigmac:
SuperBigMac Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
No, no, Cthulu is Discord's son. Discord was born from the very fabric of reality getting... um... intimate with the Void Between Worlds, where reality can't actually "exist."
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:iconsissurrealatourium:
SisSurrealatourium Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
well... nyah i dont know much about chtulu. i need to catch up.
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SuperBigMac Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
Read all of the books H. P. Lovecraft ever wrote, watch Clash of the Titans, gouge out your eyes with a twisted sister EP, tongue wrestle an alligator (NOT a crocodile. It HAS to be an ALLIGATOR for this to work!), let your ears hang low so they wobble to and fro, then you tie them in a knot, and then tie them in a bow. Once you've thrown them over your solider like a continental soldier then you'll feel your brain strung low.

Take an hour long nap. You'll need it, especially if you were smart and did everything above without sleeping (Sleeping gives your mind time to slow down and start realizing the insanity, but you must embrace the insanity in order to fully understand). Next you need to buy two geese (preferably alive), a roll of duct tape, 23 toothpicks, and some sodium benzoate. After you've collected all of this, open up a new world in Minecraft, have the seed be "ThEwAyThEwOrLdWiLlEnDiStHrOuGhDiScOrD," and then switch it to Creative mode. Now, use the duct tape to adhere the toothpicks to the geese, with one having EXACTLY one and one third times as much as the other. Next, dip the geese in the sodium benzoate until they have a nice coating. Try not to shake them too much, as they may begin to fizz.

Now, return to Minecraft, and you should be dead. This is because Herobrine was woken by his cousin's name being invoked in the Seed. Respawn as a zombie or a skeleton, and start searching for Herobrine. Once you have found him, enchant the two sticky, salted geese on an Anvil with either Infinity I or Unbreaking IV, one with each. Rename both of the geese to "Tributary" and give them to Herobrine. If you fall unconscious and wake once more in an infinite kaleidoscope, then you've finished the first stage on your path to enlightenment. From here on out, the journey is up to you. Just be careful, and always bring a full stack of lemmings.
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beaglel4 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
Who said it was a dog?
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:iconsissurrealatourium:
SisSurrealatourium Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
*GASP*
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Lestatvamp666 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
reminds me of an old cartoon called mighty man and yukk, the worlds ugliest dog
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KawaiiMichie Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student Artist
O.o What does Derpy's pet look like?(Lol, dumb blonde moment..[No offense to anyone who is blonde..])
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:iconxsukoshi-kitsune:
XSukoshi-Kitsune Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student
I can't sleep anymore... It was a dog but...not the kind of dog you think it is...
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:iconxsukoshi-kitsune:
XSukoshi-Kitsune Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student
I think.....that wasn't a dog....
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:iconlegohaloman:
legohaloman Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
i get the fealing that wasnt a dog.
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:iconthepoketrix:
ThePoketrix Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Let me guess, that dog was so ugly that only a half-blind pony like Derpy would adopt him.
So she did.
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GiromCalica Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Okay, enough 1337 language. That dog is probably ugly enough to turn Medusa into stone.
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:iconjarkes:
Jarkes Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
I STILL don't get the joke here...
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:iconmalphlink:
MalphLink Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I wanna see
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:iconwerdunfo:
weRDunfo Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
maybe it's the fact it's very late, but this was pretty funny.
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:iconzsnation2440:
ZSnation2440 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I really love the artwork it's so cute!!!
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:iconzeoncrisis0930:
ZeonCrisis0930 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
It's Discord's dog before he got turned to stone.
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:iconmiteymouse99:
MiteyMouse99 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
my can said momma and a cat we new said i think feed me
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:iconzeroragnarok:
Zeroragnarok Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
or this [link] ?
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:iconexmedal:
ExMedal Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Student
ZOMBIE!!!
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:iconreaperepsilon:
ReaperEpsilon Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Da faq I just see?
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:iconpatrioticpole84:
PatrioticPole84 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for showing me that picture I wasn't planing on sleeping anyway.
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:iconask-djpon3:
ask-DJpon3 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
same with me i wasnt going to sleep for saturday at all
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:iconzeroragnarok:
Zeroragnarok Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You´r welcome =)
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:iconmoonlight8837:
Moonlight8837 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Student Artist
creepy
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:iconzeroragnarok:
Zeroragnarok Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you are refering to this dog [link] or this [link] ?
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:iconcolgatethealicorn:
ColgateTheAlicorn Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
um i what to know what he looks like
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