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how to save a relationship by CSImadmax how to save a relationship by CSImadmax
actually there's a real article about "how to save a relationship" using the magic of internet , I saw a bunch of people discussing it on tv, it was.....weird.
but yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
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:iconjadestep96:
JadeStep96 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016
I let my Sister-in-law go through my entire Laptop for a good solid hour almost two. Then she got all pissed off at me because I kindly asked her:

"Now may you stop treating me like a stereotype, male and let me have my own privacy?"

She was so mad because she didn't find anything at all. Because My laptop is only used for business. Work, college, writing ect. So all I had was cute adorable puppy and kitten videos and family photo albums.
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Doodles626 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016  Student General Artist
Good call.
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Miko-The-Fox Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconmobiusoneblaze:
mobiusoneblaze Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Guys, get your minds out of the gutter. It could be stuff on staging coups or bomb making.
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:iconamber-rosin:
Amber-Rosin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
Yeah, vagina bombs
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:iconmobiusoneblaze:
mobiusoneblaze Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
What if he's purchasing Uranium?
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:iconamber-rosin:
Amber-Rosin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
i have no idea what i meant by that
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:iconjadestep96:
JadeStep96 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
Exactly, you earned extra EP. *mobiusoneblaze has been given 6000 EP plus the ledged cake for thinking of a different answer*

I don't know, I'm bored.
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mobiusoneblaze Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you
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:iconjadestep96:
JadeStep96 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
Your welcome! ^3^ *Pats your head*
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Wolfteam00503aj Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
princess caidence or how ever you spell her name is like: Peridot Icon 5 Gasp Faint 3 

forgot whoever his name was :T is like: Pombley icon Rena Crazy Icon Dipper Eating Angry Icon 
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:iconmadovid:
MadOvid Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Dude, you clear the history. Everybody knows that.
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:iconanonymous-princess:
Anonymous-Princess Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015  Student General Artist
yup
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gamerguy1313 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
They're talking about what he had downloaded on it...
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:icontheburningmouse:
TheBurningMouse Featured By Owner Edited Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
EVEN WORSE! Save your stuff in locked archives!
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DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015
Emergency Operator: "Princess, your husband was captain of the royal guard.  Technically, he WAS the cops.  And he doesn't have a snuff fetish, those were crime scene photos."
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PixeyStixKat Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
oh my gosh XD
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W0nderbolts Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015
one does not just barge into someone's personal stuff
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
"There's no need to call the cops" *touches her mane softly in a calm voice and in a pervert way*

For calling the cops it has to be filly porn...
I bet for old material about "My little lil sis pony". GBs of photos and hours of videos of Twi in a dark basement, spotlights and cameras around, asking why she has to spread her legs and "what is getting out of the toy between your legs Oni-channn???"

But can also be worst, it could be about kidnapping Sweetie Bell, rape her, take photos and videos, kill her, rape her body again, take more photos and videos, and finally take a photo smiling with her head amputated over his hoof, and another one burying her in the  Everfree Forest

To this days still both the royal guards and the PonyVille police (??? Is there even one?) are looking for the missing poor Sweetie Bell

Shining: "Damn this will make my look too suspicious...i will have to wait some time until they forgot about all of this shit and cooldown so I can add Applebloom, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara and Dinky to my collection"

Derpy: "Not my children!"

Shining: "I'm the Ted Bundy of Equestria universe! You can find their corpses but never their skulls MUAHAHAHAHA"
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CynderSnivy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
Either that or inapropreate pics of Cadence... 

Cadence: *Faints*
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Sturmlion1 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Shining Armor I understand how you feel. Now have the laptop destroyed and forget this ever happened and when you get a new one make sure the password isn't something your wife will know. 'Twilysbutt' is not a good password.
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CynderSnivy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
IloveCadence might not be so good either...

Cadence: *Blushes*
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:iconsturmlion1:
Sturmlion1 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
Neither is 'Velvethotmilf' but you know Shining will use it.
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
"How I raped the 3 CMC together and took footage about it" isn't also a good idea (long password but easy to guess)

PD: Thanks for this link ;P
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Sturmlion1 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Thought you would like it.
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Obeliskgirljohanny Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
shining armor is weird.....
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:iconcyb3rsamurai:
Cyb3rSamurai Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014
"Google Search : Hot Changeling on Changeling Action"
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:iconcyndersnivy:
CynderSnivy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
I actually searched that... *faint*
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LordChaosX Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Why would there be cops involved?
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Twilight as a toddler/filly perhaps in indecent situations while his big bro take photos!? No way! :D
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tawog11 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You could have gotten a Password shining that way Candance wouldn't be able to get In and see all the porn you've been looking at....THAT SIMPLE!
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
I think an alicorn can use her magic to open any virtual lock also...
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:icontawog11:
tawog11 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Why does everyone ruin the fun
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Shining could also just slap the shit out of her

Remember kids, mares are all bitches for slapping only!
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:iconcyndersnivy:
CynderSnivy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
How could you say that!? *Growls*
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1cosmiconsciousness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Cadence: Why would you do that?
Shining: -throws arms up- It's my computer. Let me destroy my own stuff when I want, woman.
XD
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:iconbossborotfinalattack:
I'm guessing Shining Armor had porn about filly Twilight. BBBFF indeed.
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Yeah, that's my point and also i think the author's one too xD

PD: Boss Borot Final Attack...one of the best nicks i have seen in here in centuries ;)
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the-rainbron3 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shining : she must not find the porn
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Allow me to correct you: She must not find the CHILD porn. Sick Shining im going after your head!
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:iconthe-rainbron3:
the-rainbron3 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... im getting my katana and my daggers.
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:iconcyndersnivy:
CynderSnivy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
Same.
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the-rainbron3 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now...... CHARGE!!!
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mylittlepony123458 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
For a husband he sure is rude!
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Oh please, give him some credit...both Chrysalis and cadance got him eating from their hoofs all the times...he is a dominated colt...
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CHAD2430 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
Silly cadence!

Get a laptop yourself, and hoping liquid didnt get into the hard drive, you can pop it in!
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vash755 Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lifetime channel in a nutshell
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PINKIEDIANEPIE15 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
То относятся к моим родителям
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Shadow-warrior85 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Shining......what did you have on there?
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