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sir, I demand Satisfaction. by CSImadmax sir, I demand Satisfaction. by CSImadmax
I'm happy to announce these comics now contain %8 less hydrofluoric acid and Dimethyl phosphorochloridothioate. but if ingested by accident please consult the nearest mortuary.
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:iconcream1311:
Cream1311 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
POOR :(
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:iconpehotiger:
PehoTiger Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Continuation??,
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:iconkursed-life:
Kursed-Life Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
That dudes Cutie Mark is a palm tree on a beach. Why is he a duelers stand in? He aught to be serving drinks on the beach.
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:icondrx-raven:
DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
Raven: Is holding the anime Red Hammer of Rage And I pick this lil' buddy of mine, and I'll start cracking skulls if you two won't step away and leave the filly alone. Note: I'm not going after her.
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:iconlpssham:
lpssham Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
poor brown pony all he wanted was somepony to aprecate him not get beaten up poor him :(
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:icondetah-ramet:
Detah-Ramet Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
...Did he just call that mare a whore?
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:iconrcg0419:
rcg0419 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Did the blue pony stole Twilight's cm?
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:iconpyramidhead90:
PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
The assistant died an agonizing death from his fractured larynx.  The moral of the story is that people who wear bow ties should be killed.
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:iconellycooarts:
EllyCooArts Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just for that mare. Stallions are stupid. HMPF -n-
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:iconpersistant:
persistant Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And now I want to play a version of pokemon where the trainers are wealthy industrialists, and the pokemon are downtrodden workers.
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Victorian Capitalist challenged you to a fight!

Victorian Capitalist sent out Starved Irish Child Worker!

Starved Irish Child Worker fainted!
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:iconkinggigasmon:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
His throat can take FAR worse than that, dear sir!
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:iconscottorego:
Scottorego Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
There's no mortuary around where I'm from, so I'll just dig up a hole.
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:iconthechipmunkzone:
thechipmunkzone Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
da hell?
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014

:iconlunagaspplz::iconsays3plz:My word!

:iconfancydiscordplz::iconsays3plz:Tch. Most unsatisfactory.

:iconmonoshyplz::iconsays3plz:How so, my lord? Does the violent and unseemly conduct displease you?

:iconhipsterrarityplz::iconsays3plz:Not even ONE monocle. A complete and utter sham.

:iconfancydiscordplz::iconsays3plz:And they call themselves gentlecolts? How terribly droll.

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:icongoldenprincess11:
Goldenprincess11 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Great comic 
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:iconcommode7x:
commode7x Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Well, so long as it isn't diethyl phosphorochloridothioate.  That stuff can get expensive if you ingest enough of it.
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:iconmochina31:
mochina31 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That lady's not worth fighting for.
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:iconiisme95:
iIsMe95 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Agreed.  She's clearly not Applejack.
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:iconmochina31:
mochina31 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
She ditched the other pony, too.
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Some ponies will take ANY excuse to watch their minions bludgeon each other into a coma.
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:icondingosnivysprint12:
dingosnivysprint12 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Aw. Poor guy! He looked like he got hit pretty bad XD Awesome comic though! :D
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:iconfoxkristen:
foxkristen Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
LOL
Its time to DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDu- DUEL!
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:iconsapphire475gs:
sapphire475gs Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
You are now suddenly thinking about Pokémon.
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:iconteaminthedarkness:
TeamInTheDarkness Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
i can only say this... BONK! X3
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:iconlink5567:
Link5567 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Pardon me, but I don't think you quite know what "lady of the evening" means. its basically old-time slang for "hooker."


then again if you purposely used it, I take my hat off to you my good lady for a joke well done. :iconfeellikeasirplz:

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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
You spelled it "neigh" :iconfryplz:
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:iconkyoshyu:
Kyoshyu Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SATISFACTION! :D
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:iconswordsparks:
SwordSparks Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wait, so is it safe to read these comics or not?
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:iconfotland42:
fotland42 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
I have no idea

I have no punctuation either

I sent it all to look for ideas
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:iconkarkovice1:
karkovice1 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
I don't know what to say. :/
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:iconexmedal:
ExMedal Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student
....the fup just happened?
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:icontemplar127:
templar127 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
SLAPPED! :iconlikeasirplz:
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:iconmatchmakingdove1028:
matchmakingdove1028 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD
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:iconmirtar34:
mirtar34 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know, I cant help but think of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXET1k…
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:iconidontrunntoofast:
idontrunntoofast Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
dat product description.
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:iconkatban:
katban Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ooof, poor dude
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:iconstriderxxx:
striderxxx Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
classic.
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:iconshepard753:
shepard753 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Nice xD

Can I translate it to spanish?
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:iconvindurza:
vindurza Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:iconisayplz: well my good chap that was quite unsportsman like of him to use such a brute in a contest of honor
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:iconshadowsilverwolf:
ShadowSilverwolf Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student General Artist
phht, "Hello, is this a mortuary? I'd like to place a reservation."
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:iconumsauthorlava:
UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not mothershuckling enough!

"My dear acquaintance of the female gender, by observing the glass-blown container for liquid that you hold, the impression strikes that approximately fifty percent of its contents are empty air rather than unfiltered tangy beverage made from apples."

"True, in the eyes of one that holds a more negative view of the world. As one who holds a positive view of things, it is my opinion to state that approximately fifty percent of my glass-blown container's contents are indeed unfiltered tangy beverage made from apples instead of empty air."

"Regardless, as a gentlecolt, I would like to request that I go and procure another tall container filled with unsweetened apple beverage for your needs."

"I would be most appeased by the offer that you present. Yes, I will gladly accept another container filled with unsweetened apple beverage, with much gratitude."
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:iconnekodash123:
NekoDash123 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Hmm.... nah too boring :P
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Double Kill!!! Ownage!!! :XD:
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
This is strikingly similar to defending Lord Pendleton's honour in Dishonored.
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:iconmlpmichael:
MLPmichael Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
too fancy to fight
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:iconquinntus79:
Quinntus79 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
I always used to think fighting for honor was dumb; now I realize it's not dumb if you get some poor dumb schmo to do it for you.
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:iconxeno-the-hedgehog:
Xeno-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't help noticing that the sodium diacetate levels have increased.
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:iconprince789:
prince789 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
ouch.
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:iconxarockolipsekittenx:
xarockolipsekittenx Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol serously ponies are too much XD
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