"My dear acquaintance of the female gender, by observing the glass-blown container for liquid that you hold, the impression strikes that approximately fifty percent of its contents are empty air rather than unfiltered tangy beverage made from apples."
"True, in the eyes of one that holds a more negative view of the world. As one who holds a positive view of things, it is my opinion to state that approximately fifty percent of my glass-blown container's contents are indeed unfiltered tangy beverage made from apples instead of empty air."
"Regardless, as a gentlecolt, I would like to request that I go and procure another tall container filled with unsweetened apple beverage for your needs."
"I would be most appeased by the offer that you present. Yes, I will gladly accept another container filled with unsweetened apple beverage, with much gratitude."