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the crystal chronicles by CSImadmax the crystal chronicles by CSImadmax
they can glue her back together but that will be unethical.


also for the people asking. yeah, I opened commissions and there's info about it just above the comments in my profile page thing. I just don't want to write a whole journal about it, I'm that lazy.
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:iconcrazyaniknowit:
Crazyaniknowit Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh!!! *winces*
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pandan009 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, Caramel, I couldn't agree with you more. A living pony literally crashing head-on into pieces. Yeah worth the trip! You could see in your pal's face how turned on he is! :iconkiddingmeplz:
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:iconxonald:
Xonald Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Don't worry, it happens all the time, all you need is tape to fix this
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Scarecrow8642 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... I have a friend that thinks that would be hot... 
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:iconmr101military:
mr101military Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
These words I'm about to say(type?) is VERY inappropriate...humpty-dumpty crystal ponys...yea...sorry someone had to say it.
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:iconquantumbranching:
QuantumBranching Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
Don't worry: that's how crystal ponies reproduce. Put the bits in a big tank of the solution and soon you'll have a couple dozen new ones. 
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:iconalfamaxis:
Alfamaxis Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
haha
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:iconarticunos-bitch:
Articunos-Bitch Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
What the hell Caramel!? Beautiful? Have you meet Applejack? She's sure not delicate though.
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:iconamrasfelagund:
AmrasFelagund Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
What the hay, Caramel? She's gonna have to spend at least a month in a full-body cast to recover from that! She's lucky that Crystal Ponies don't die when this happens! They just go into a dreamless coma until their brain sufficiently restores itself.
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SorukinoPokemonY Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
You might say that, their walk was, crashed.



...
I suck at jokes don't i?
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:iconcrazyaniknowit:
Crazyaniknowit Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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:iconsomekindaspy:
SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Oh god, it's 2 in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off.
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:iconbronybyexception:
bronybyexception Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Caramel is seriously f***ed in the head
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:icongakatako:
Gakatako Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
i see someone is into gore...
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:iconangelic20:
angelic20 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconthehorrorplz:
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:iconshadowwing09:
ShadowWing09 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
D= D=

FIX HER
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:iconjared55:
Jared55 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
...um...okay?
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:iconjareksobinski:
Jareksobinski Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
mlpthehorrorplz
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Gogogadgethat Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Now I know how Humpty Dumpty felt.
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yoyohotmanjesus Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Guro lovers in nutshell
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:iconarcanephotographer:
ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Who?
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:icondarikin:
Darikin Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you dont want to know
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:iconarcanephotographer:
ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
Pardon, what are we talking about again, it's been a while, so I don't remember :P
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Darikin Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
guro lovers...........i feel like this conversation is going to loop
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:iconarcanephotographer:
ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Guro lovers? :/ Did this conversation came from why that horse though a shattered glass horse was hot?
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:icondarikin:
Darikin Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
yes
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:iconarcanephotographer:
ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
& should we just leave it to that?
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:iconmisgiovisdoo:
MisGiovisdoo Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
HOt?????
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:icondusknoir64:
dusknoir64 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
.....THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? SHE DIES, AND YOU GET AROUSED!?
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:iconamorrafan17:
Amorrafan17 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
necrophilia much? 
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:icondusknoir64:
dusknoir64 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
probably.
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:iconrexforte:
RexForte Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I fuckin' new it.
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:iconnukefox1:
nukefox1 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

That never came to mind.

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:iconfarcide:
farcide Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
*Raises eyebrow*

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yearofbacon Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O_O
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:iconpwned-by-twilight:
pwned-by-twilight Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
I can't believe I've never thought of that...
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:iconredtriangle:
Redtriangle Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Looks like you have a moral dilemma in your hand (or hoof), you could sacrifice a pony and turn it into glue and fix the broken pony, OR you can let that broken stay broken for the rest of her life.
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Rainb0wXen0 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
smashing
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WUBTIME123 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
matpat said that the are NOT SHALLOW that means a slip like that will do the opposite of DIE
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:icon07lamos:
07lamos Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
If glue is made using horses, is gluing a pony back together the equivalent of frankenstein's monster in equestria?
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:iconschnood:
Schnood Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
I think it would be much comfortable to use Crystallokinesis
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:iconjush03:
Jush03 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
I've seen this joke TOO MANY TIMES.
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gonzo22 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
caramel must have very weird fetish
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TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Wait, why is it unethical?  Isn't it unethical to fail to try to do something that might work?

I mean, it worked for the little china girl in "the magnificent Oz"...
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Well, it was unethical for Frankenstein to do it, for some reason =p
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:icontechzeropyro:
TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
You know its funny.  That thing that Frankenstein did?  That was so wrong?

He brought dead things back to life with the power of electricity.

WE DO THAT ALL THE TIME NOW!  ITS CALLED A DEFIBRILLATOR!

Also, in pretty much all cases the monster is sympathetic.  In the movies he's not really evil, just rock stupid and strong enough to create havoc over small misunderstandings.  He's basically the Incredible Hulk, who last I checked, was considered a superhero.

In the original book where the idea was born, the monster was intelligent, rational, willing to listen to any guidance that any kind soul might've given him........and BUTT UGLY.

Seriously, that's the only thing originally wrong with him.  The whole book is just about how, as soon as the doctor sees his creation alive, he transforms from a radical scientist dismissing all the "conventions of the mediocre buffoons around him" into a cowardly puritan and runs out on his "son", screaming like a little girl.

The "monster", left completely alone, gains enough consciousness to walk out and explore the world, only to turned down where ever he goes.  He finds a blind father being taken care of by his two (teenage, I think?) kids, and helps them from the shadows, eventually trying to talk to the father when he's alone (giving a rather heartbreaking explanation of his situation).  But we never see how the far he gets because the son comes back and chases him off to save his father from "the .  Then he kidnaps a little boy to educate him into not being as much of a dick as everyone else he has ever met in his life has been.

He discovers the kid is actually the nephew (I think) of Dr. Deadbeat, who he hates for giving him such a miserable life, and kills the brat in revenge.  This gets the doctor to stop running from his problems and try to destroy his creation.  Although...the monster does try to make peace with the Doc, and almost succeeds into guilt tripping him into making a female mate for the monster, but halfway through, the doctor is overcome with disgust, forgets that streak of not-being-a-dickhole, and destroys the incomplete Bride.  The doctor spends the (short) remainder of his life chasing the monster across the frozen north.
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Well, the problem people had with Frankenstein's experiments was definitely partly because of the grave robbing =p
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TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was too busy super-gluing the Crystal mare back together.

Crystal Pony: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  ....er, I mean, wow, I'm alive!  What is that stuff mister?"

Me: Oh riiight, the crystal empire disappeared before the industrial revolution, so you're behind.  Anyway this is glue, and adhesive made from ground up horsssss....oh.  Oh shit.

Crystal Pony: "OMG THE HORROR!  THE UNMITIGATED *HORROR*!"

Me: Huh.  I guess there WAS an ethical consideration I overlooked.
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Nyerguds Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013

Pffhaahahaha! You do know there's plenty of glue types that are NOT made from animals, right?


In fact, bone glue is hardly used at all these days, except in specialized crafts, like building violins.

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TechZeroPyro Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
Also wait...Violins DO use bone blue, you say?

I've heart that the strings are made from cats somewhere.

My god.  OCTAVIA......
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