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title pending march 2014 by CSImadmax title pending march 2014 by CSImadmax
I already got 3 pet rocks and one bismuth pet (so edgy), they are better than cats because you can actually use them to fight other cats.
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:iconalexloveslps:
AlexLovesLPS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  New Deviant
Looks like its sand, rarity i think you need to calm down
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:iconyolohi:
yolohi Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.

Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorr
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:iconxxmidnightderexx:
xXMidnightDereXx Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016
SHUT UP.
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:iconalexloveslps:
AlexLovesLPS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  New Deviant
WARNING! Carry on spamming and you'll die
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:iconxxmidnightderexx:
xXMidnightDereXx Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016
Lol Good one. I should start saying that.
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:iconalexloveslps:
AlexLovesLPS Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  New Deviant
Finally someone who notices.
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:icontyreektheredone:
tyreektheredone Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015
Pinkie: We do that outside! Look at him, he knows what he did! 
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:iconscottwolf:
ScottWolf Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
Possible title: His Name Is Beach!
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:iconsonictalicorn:
SonicTAlicorn Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
What's a bismuth pet?
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:iconthegodsquadalphateam:
TheGodSquadAlphaTeam Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, Rarity's just like: It... It... It just...Pants Man Dance GIF GET IT OFF
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:iconnicoletta03:
Nicoletta03 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Interface Designer
lol!
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:iconmorphiusx:
MorphiusX Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How in Equestria does a rock urinate?
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:iconl1ghtningrider:
L1ghtningRider Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude it's pinkie pie. Nuff said
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:iconstarefur:
starefur Featured By Owner Edited Jul 7, 2014
 sand
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
magic
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:iconsorukinopokemony:
SorukinoPokemonY Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
It's sand I think... Or gold dust?
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:iconmorphiusx:
MorphiusX Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Still, rather gross...
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:iconlillygeneva:
LillyGeneva Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
At least they are not PILL BUGS... Ugh...
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:iconavengerghostdestiny:
AvengerGhostDestiny Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconnintendo917:
nintendo917 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
I've noticed a few spelling and grammatical errors.
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:iconzeropegasi:
ZeroPegasi Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Annnnnnd solo from the pet rock!
*pees*
NO BAD ROCK BAD!!
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:iconkinggigasmon:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's the Griffin's pet rock!
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:iconmissael111796:
missael111796 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Is that SAND?!
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:iconfrankrt:
FrankRT Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And there was me thinking it was vomit or something!
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:iconhannahthescribe:
HannahTheScribe Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
"On a scale of 1 to Tom" I love that!
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:iconchanneldraws:
ChannelDraws Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
peeing sand...?
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:iconjlun2:
Jlun2 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
I thought it was just this. :P
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:iconask-darkdeath:
Ask-DarkDeath Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just don't even know anymore... The laws of physics have defied reality... Wait what did I just say? Oh well whatever. At least I said something smart for once.
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:iconryuuamcff:
ryuuamcff Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
We ARE looking at Pinkie, here. Remember?
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:iconask-darkdeath:
Ask-DarkDeath Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, true.
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:iconchanneldraws:
ChannelDraws Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
DOKAY
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:icontarripup:
TarriPup Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
IT IS GIVING BIRTH
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:iconmastervule:
MasterVule Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: OMg this is awesome :rofl:
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:iconhungrysohma16:
HungrySohma16 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Did....did that rock just pee gold? O_O
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:iconglitch-sketch:
Glitch-Sketch Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nope. That's sand.
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:iconhungrysohma16:
HungrySohma16 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh haha! Still really funny though! XD
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:iconglitch-sketch:
Glitch-Sketch Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Who knew even pet rocks had a way to do their business? XD
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cooldude7208 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
ikr
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:iconhungrysohma16:
HungrySohma16 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Amaaaazing OwO
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cookiemonster0321 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol!
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:iconthejps1997:
thejps1997 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
i don't get it
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:iconfoaminianpriestess:
FoaminianPriestess Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The rock "peed" on Rarity's hoof.
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tentacals Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
1st panel
"chapeter" chapter
"beacuse" because

2nd panel
"in a scale" on a scale
"from 1 to Tom" of 1 to Tom,
"certaily" certainly
"more used to precious stones rather than rocks" more used to precious stones than rocks
"But, i must say" But i must say,

Last panel
"ponies hooves" ponies' hooves
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AhO4464 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist
That better be sand, new pet rock!
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:icontofertheakita:
ToferTheAkita Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It pees sands....OMFG, that means all of the sand in the ENTIRE world that we've been stepping on, laying on, even sleeping on ARE ACTUALLY ROCK'S URINE! :fear:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv9ac…

:iconrainbowgaspplz:: What?! NO! Oh dear Celestia, no that cannot be TRRRRUUUEE!

:iconraritywhyplz:: Of all the worst thing that could happen, this is THE...WORST...POSSIBLE...THING!!!

:icontwilightconfusedplz:: But that makes no sense, Rocks are just Rocks, they aren't SUPPOSED to be able to pee, let alone pee SAND even!

:iconfluttershysqueeplz:: Aww, wittle rocky made a little wee wee accident...

:iconapplejackmadplz:: Oh, FOR CORN'S SAKE, that's more disgusting than the time we had to give Granny Smith a bath!

:iconpinkieshrugplz: What's everypony's problems? I thought everypony knew Rocks could pee!

:icontofertheakita:: Pinkie, ju-just plz stop talking...you've already grossed out everypony here with this new revealation...
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:iconmintythekitten:
MintytheKitten Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually sand is poop.parrotfish poop.
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:iconluhood:
Luhood Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
Considering the substance of it I would rather say rocks, just like reptiles, do only one thing which is both. But I dunno, maybe I'm putting to much thought into a joke.
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:icondrx-raven:
DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Raven: ....... WHAT DO THEY EAT???
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:iconkallinapaw:
kallinapaw Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
lol did it pee on her?? ick! :3
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:iconacacia-rabbit-desert:
wtf lol
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